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Cuzco's primary philosophy stems from the Houghton's ideal of the Scholar Servant. Cuzco is also a gentleman, which is more than can be said for certain other people.

Cuzco also believes in the importance of good grooming, and he tries his best to look good in public. He is very neat and clean, unlike certain other people.

Furthermore, Cuzco is a strong proponent of goats rights. He believes that even "goats should get votes." In this he is referring dually to his campaign and the national elections. Unlike certain other people, Cuzco tends to have somewhat liberal views on weed, grass, and shrubery preservation issues.

Lastly, as opposed to certain other people, Cuzco feels a strong burden of community resposibility. He feels that Houghton is place where we should not be asking "What can Houghton do for me?" but where we should be asking "What can I do for Houghton?" The very answer to that question, in Cuzco's case, was to run for Homecoming King. Cuzco is certain his campaign accomplished much good towards the Campaign for Christian Liberal Arts at Houghton College.

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