| Stories | $1.95 |
| Games | $1.49 |
| Friends | $.50 |
| Pictures | $.95 |
| Houghton | $1.24 |
| Phil-n-Nan | $5.29 |
| Miscellaneous | $1.01 |
| Special Today: Half off Shen Memoirs just $1.50 ! | |
November 10, 2006: Techno Revival!!!!!! |
 Well, fans, the day has finally come! You've been awaiting it for a very long time, and now your wait is rewarded. The Techno Revival CD is here, and ready to grace your ears with audible art and kickin good times! Who could ask for more? Listen to Negro Breakdown! Order the CD here! |
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November 8, 2006: sausage report 2006 |
| appears we had a small turnout for the festival this year, but a greater level of experimentation. for my personal festival i had a single sausage which i've spent the last week eating piece by piece (as opposed to the more traditional and halitosis inducing 24 hour method.) - eggs 'n' fried sausage parts - sausage cheese tortilla - cheese on sausage chunks - just plain old sausage chunks - macs-n-sausage-bits sorry, folks, no photos this year. maybe next year! |
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November 8, 2006: in case you didn't get enough melon bouncing before... |
| watermelons for flash! - play melons in your browser on any OS! have fun! |
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October 27, 2006: Summer Sausage Festival 2006 |
| Hey all you Summer Sausage fanatics !!! I think this be a prime weekend for the festival? What do ya say? Lake City has already got over 15 inches of snow, so I figure that summer is on the way out, time to bring in the winter!! |
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October 24, 2006: Weekend of Nov. 4th - write a 50k word novel in 48 hours |
| From the www.nanowrimo.org site: National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30. Some of us from the Ludum Dare 48 hour game competition feel that the rules are a bit lax for our competitive natures. Instead, we've decided to try to write our 50,000 word novels in 48 hours. Don't think it can be done? Think again! At a mere 28 WPM you can write a 50,400 word novel in 30 hours of typing time! Feel free to join us the weekend of Nov. 4th for the fun. (Participants can pick their own 48 hour time block, as long as it is during that weekend, roughly.) This sub-compo is being held in #ludumdare @ irc.afternet.org .. Hope to see you there! |
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September 9, 2006: Colonel Wiljafjord and the Tarbukas Tyranny |
| It's a good old fashioned adventure game! Inspired by Monkey Island, Space Quest, and all the old favorites! PyWeek 3 | Windows | Source  |
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September 2, 2006: buring factories |
 a quick picture drawn for a 3 hour game dev compo this morning... |
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August 23, 2006: BEARD BUSTER BARBASOL!! |
| tonight's theme was "bearded women" i drew nan at a pirate party:  reference: nan as wally nan drew the beard buster barbasol babe w/o a reference:  |
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August 17, 2006: Live from the Crystal Lodge! |
 Here's some video of us playing a week ago -- enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KplkDOKQkAA Thanks to Keller for recording recorded us! |
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August 15, 2006: goat in perdition |
 reference: cuzco looking noble as always |
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August 14, 2006: |
| so anyways, i ate like 35 pounds of bbq brisket tonight. gosh it was good. |
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August 14, 2006: is he good or evil? |
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August 12, 2006: fire breathing monsters |
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August 9, 2006: welcome to www.philhassey.com |
| hey, i've opened up www.philhassey.com - Phil Hassey's Home Page .. the main purpose of this site was so I could waste a large portion of last weekend. I haven't really finished it, but the important stuff (wacky pictures of me) are there. The main value of this site is to reform the lack of good pictures of me on the google image search. Right now when you search for phil hassey you get someone who is not me and a lot of pictures of my games. but no glamor shots of me. vanity ensues for the grand opening of www.philhassey.com !! Enjoy! |
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August 4, 2006: ARRRRRRRR |
 [ reference photo: http://www.evanspalmer.com/ship%20b%2 PS DEAD MANS CHEST IS STILL AWESOME!!! |
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August 2, 2006: MICROBEAAASSTTT@!! |
 PS DEAD MANS CHEST WAS AWESOME!!!@ |
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June 11, 2006: Steve, Pretty girls |
 Yet another episode in Shenawana hall, as I continue to battle the forces of evil one pear of white pants at a time. |
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June 11, 2006: Why I Think Dave Pipher is a Swell Guy |
 Dave is this guy I know from somewhere. This is a really scary picture of him, and this is a really scary story I wrote about him. Why I Think Dave Pipher is a Swell Guy | text |
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June 6, 2006: Watermelonman Walks Abroad |
 Though many people enjoy the juicy goodness of watermelons, few pay homage to Watermelonman. This is because (in spite of what he would have you believe) he has nothing to do with watermelons. He is stupid, and he smells of moldy spaghetti. I hate him. Nonetheless, |
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May 30, 2006: 10 toed sloth |
 Dearest friends, family, and fans. I regret to inform you that this week's chiptune is being put on the shelf and held for a later time (aka. next week). This is so that I can get a week ahead with the tunes, insuring longer(probably), better quality (undoubtably), more in-depth (I guess), not to mention earth-shattering (most certainly) tunes in the future. In the mean time, keep a stiff upper chin, eat some pancakes, make applesauce, and send me cookies. -Tim |
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