Why does Mark Williams like being Ugly?
Mark Williams likes being ugly because the chicks dig him. The following is a incomplete list of all the
women who have been obsessed with him during his first semester of college education:
Note: names have been changed to protect the innocent.
- Bergetha Edenhauser
- Andressa Zoodlefroot
- Dumbas Arock
- Mussi Druf
- Edna Murgerburth
- Bigas Ahouse
- Poofy Puff
- Brezelda Tofflehoff