Dan and Doug in the Holy Land - The Plane Trip
Dan and Doug are going on a plane trip.
      The seat is comfy. Doug is sitting next to Dan. And there is a magazine in front of Dan. Dan's in his seat and the plane is flying. The plane ride is a normal one, where sitting in the seat is what one usually does. Sometimes people goto the bathroom.
      Dan grabs the magazine, and stowes it in his pocket.
      These magazines are always full of useless and expensive items.
      Doug is fat, occassionally he belches loudly.
      Dan leans over to talk to Douglas.
      Doug sits at you and looks fat
      Dan asks, "Doug, why are you so fat?"
      Doug announces, "I take pride in my size."
      Dan beggs, "Doug, can I take your picture?"
      Doug says, "Leave me alone."
      Dan wonders, "Doug, why is the plane falling out of the sky?"
      Doug says, "Leave me alone."
      Dan cries, "Doug, can you hold my hand when we land?"
      Doug smacks Dan.
      Dan takes a picture of Doug.
      Doug mutters, "Cut it out, Dan."

      Dan takes a picture of Doug.
      Doug yells, "I'll kill you, Dan."

      Dan heads for the bathroom.
      It is a nice small airplane bathroom. Once Dan is done, he can go back to his seat. Before Dan sits a toilet. There is a roll of toilet paper laying by the little sink.
      Dan does his business. Dan flushes the toilet.
      Dan takes the paper, it is soft.
      The paper is nice and fluffy to the touch, different from most airplane paper Dan had ever seen before. This must be a ritzy flight.
      Dan peruses the magazine for a while, and is utterly inspired by the content.
      Dan jams the magazine into the toilet.
      Dan's lovely flight magazine is stuck in the little toilet.
      Dan jams the roll of toilet paper into the toilet.
      The toilet paper is now jammed in the toilet.
      Dan flushes the toilet, but with the magazine and the toilet paper jammed in there the toilet floods. They had to clear out half the plan and Dan and Doug managed to grab some cool stuff the rich people left behind when they were fleeing the mess.
      Good job, Dan and Doug have survived the plane trip.
Verbs: Restart Pockets: Camera Score: 21/22
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