Motherhood figure Abigail is my motherhood figure. She sings Edelweis and
will one day feed me and Nanno macaroni and cheese as an act of blessing.
Being a flower girl has also been one of her greatest dreams, and she'll get to
have that one too. Isn't that exciting. I think so.
I think we should all respect Motherhood figure Abigail and acknowledge her motherhood figureness. We can all do this by singing the Motherhood Figure Abigail is the Best song.
Motherhood Figure Abigail is the best
She knows how to cook macaroni and cheese
We dance with joy at the thought
No more motherhood figure crisis' for me
(sung to the tune of Joy to the World)
There are many other cool things about motherhood figure Abigail. But there are too many to put here. So I'll just let you sing that song over and over again until you feel you know motherhood figure Abigail as your own motherhood figure. Perhaps some of you will never have a real chance to meet motherhood figure Abigail, but you will still have had the opportunity of a lifetime to sing the song.